Proxy Station

You have reached a completely operational local Nginx proxy. Reports of the Vaporizer Raiders operating in this sector are greatly exaggerated, entirely unverified, and definitely not the reason three Imperial shuttles have gone missing this week.

System diagnostics TK-404

Checking reverse proxy motivator...

Validating hyperspace certificates...

Scanning for open thermal exhaust ports...

Warning: Vaporizer Raider graffiti detected.

Current destination: unknown system

Important controls Do not touch

STATUS: Nobody has pressed the suspicious yellow button.

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